Dear Mentally Deficient Baboon Seriously Messedup Person Sexual Deviant Godless Unsaved Trash Idiot Scumbag Heathen Dog Breath Low Life Bottom Feeder ,

I have just finished reading your The Real Face Of Jesus? God's Golden Hemorrhoids Where Have All The Old Gods Gone? A Questionaire For Christians Why Atheism? Hitler Was A Good Catholic Water Baptism Ten Ways To Gain A Wife Some Christian Cliches The Truth About Jesus The Martyrdom of Hypatia Women Know Your Place! Why Christians Invented The Devil 61 Reasons To Doubt The Bible The Bible As A Murder Weapon How To Start Your Own Religion Pope Alexander VI's Pornocracy My God's Better Than Your God Brother Are You Saved? Sodom Revisited About the Holy Bible Letter From A Concerned Pastor Which Ten Commandments? Tough Questions For The Church My Ordination Certificates Christians Want To Corrupt Our Children? What's So Special About Jesus? The Resurrection ~ No Big Deal The Births Of The Messiah The Two Thieves Isaiah 7:14 Fake Christians Make Jesus Vomit Test Your Bible Knowledge Questions To Ask A Jehovah's Witness Christians or Cult? Some Secret JW Files Ten Steps To Leave The JW's The Trillion Dollar Fraud Everyone's A Skeptic The Church's War Against Galileo Why I'm Not A Christian Proselytizer Questionnaire Mind Control Techniques The Legend Of Mithras Catholic Heresis Was Jesus Gay? The Missing Day Hoax Virgin Births In History Lilith ~ Adam's First Wife The Salem Witch Hunts Christian Family Values Ban The Bible! Is Genesis Scientifically Accurate? A Message For The Trinitarians Some Absurdities Of The Christian God Prayers From Different Beliefs Add A Prayer To My Prayer Book The Desiderata and Footprints What Is Wicca? article, and it behoves me to say how So Angry I Could Crush A Grape Deeply Unhappy Oddly Engorged Slightly Offended Strangly Aroused Mortally Disgusted Outraged Flabberghasted Enraged I am by your attitude and words.

You're the sort of person who is directly responsible for the Hyper-Inflation Bad Weather Sexual Promiscuity Teenage Acne Moral Decay The Gay Agenda , which is sweeping unchecked throughout the civilized world.

Let me remind you that the Bible clearly states in
Matthew Mark Luke John The Acts Letters: Romans 1. Corinthians 2. Corinthians Galatians Ephesians Philippians Colossians 1. Thessalonians 2. Thessalonians 1. Timothy 2. Timothy Titus Philemon Hebrews James 1. Peter 2. Peter 1. John 2. John 3. John Jude Prophetic work: Revelation Chapter 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Verse 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 that the day will come when you realize the Lord is your only salvation and God still loves you even if you are an atheist!

GOD SAID IT. I BELIEVE IT. THAT SETTLES IT!

Just remember that you and your sort will be cast into the lake of fire by our loving God and spend eternity Suffering Hot Irons Stuffed Into Your Private Parts Being Spat On From Heaven By The Saved Being Tormented Mercilessly Being Toasted Alive In Hell's Kitchen Developing Painful Hemorrhoids Watching Reruns Of Jerry Springer .

I hope you have invested in an asbestos suit, because come judgement day you will not be laughing as Satan and his minions use your body parts for target practice.

But it is not too late for you to change your God-denying ways and repent by Giving Up Logic And Reason Stop Asking For Proof Turning you life over to the Lord Sending Me Money Accepting Jesus as your personal Savior Converting To The One True Faith Have Faith And Don't Ask Questions Learn The Words Of "Jesus Wants My For A Moonbeam .

Since I am a Christian I can, of course Drink Deadly Poison Without Harm Handle Deadly Snakes Without Being Bitten Move Mountains Drive Out Demons Cure The Sick , as promised by Jesus in the Bible.

So keep laughing you Artless Cackhanded Creep Fawning Insignificant Hellcat Mumbling Obsequious Xylonite Trailer Park Hoe Unsaved Trash Hellacious Scumbag Heathen Dog Breath Low Life Bottom Feeder ,

I hope you Have The Fleas Of A Thousand Camels Lodge In Your Armpits Become A Plastic Surgeon's Wet Dream Die A Horrible, Lingering Death Watch Your Testicles Falloff Develop Worry Lines Get Detained Without Explanation or Lawyer..

Signed

p.s. I believe in a loving God because I Lack The Courage To Explore The Alternatives If I Don't I'll Burn In Hell PRAISE THE LORD! It Says So In The Bible PRAISE THE LORD! My Parents Said So PRAISE THE LORD! The Priest/Vicar/Shaman Told Me So PRAISE THE LORD! I Just KNOW! OK? PRAISE THE LORD!

Feel free to add any extra vituperation that comes to mind: