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Satan's Subtle Serpents

It's unfortunate that so many of you fail to understand that atheism is pure heathenism and error and that you should turn away from atheism and nonbelief - to a staunch belief in the Almighty God. This is because you fail grasp the nature of atheism and realize that Satan is its author.

It also gives lie to what many believe i.e. that God gave atheists the best brains and gave the rest to theists.

You may be asking yourself "how could I possible miss a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads sitting next to me on the sofa?" Well, he usually he does his work quietly, like a subtle serpent, through logic, free-will, education and distractions like books, universities, science, secular humanism, biology, astronomy and deeply disturbing scientific principles that threatens our children's understanding of God's universe as a benevolent and loving place.

Fortunately a recent survey in the magazine Scientific American reported that 45 per cent of Americans believe that God created life some time in the past 10,000 years, despite the vast majority of scientists maintaining that life in its simplest form first appeared 3.9 billion years ago and has been evolving ever since. So Satan still has a long way to go to before he can get his lies accepted as reality.

Satan's so subtle that he even uses subliminal embedding in everyday objects.

Don't believe me? Get a box of Ritz Crackers made by Nabisco. Take half a dozen crackers out of the box and line them up on the table, face them upward.

Now relax, and let your eye linger on each cracker - one at a time. Do not strain to see the surface, however. Usually in about ten seconds you will perceive the message. Subliminally embedded on both sides of each cracker is a mosaic of the word "sex."

This is a devilish ploy employed to get people naked and moist with a friend or loved one of either gender. To make us wonder and investigate and explore and lick each other's bodies and experiment with dimpled plastic objects and drink good wine and make love to whom we wish.

Satan doesn't want you to follow God's prickly misinterpreted rules about love and hopes to entice you to believe in the subtle and beautiful power of goddesses, trees and magic and ancient ritual and the divine potency of sex coupled with open-souled personal expression.

Satan uses hypnosis to turn off the Christian part of your brain, then enters your body through the colon. He makes you believe that you can't perceive the fingerprints of God on all of creation and makes you refuse to admit that God is the Creator.

And Satan leaves a little momento in the form of a mini-demon which can only be removed by a God enema shoved right up your backside.

Even though God and Jesus have been responsible for countless deaths and have acted as the pivot-point for a vast number of wars, atheism is the ultimate of satanism. Ask Satan does God exist and he will deny it. Ask him does Satan exist and he will deny his own existence even while in your presence. Atheism holds the Bible in one hand, but deny its existence by denying its truth with the other.

The sneaky serpent forces you to deny the divine authorship of the Ten Commandments and makes you refuse to admit that God is their Author. He knows that atheists perceive the decorousness and perfection of the Ten Commandments, but refuses to admit they are superior to all other laws.

Even though only one of the Commandments is judicially sound and the first three suggest a terrific insecurity on the part of the deity issuing them, atheists who refuse to admit to their divine origin are therefore the true criminals of the world community and if there is a sane government, it should treat them accordingly.

It's obviously too much to expect that a Bronze Age demagogue should have bothered to condemn drug abuse, drunken driving, offenses against gender equality, or to demand prayer in the schools. Leaving rape, child abuse, genocide and slavery out of the decalogue does not prove that God was negligent.

They are still the firm foundation on which western civilization is founded.

Don't be be suckered by Satan or his hellish minions into believing that Solon the Athenian is the founder of Western democracy and the first man in history to articulate ideas of equal rights for all citizens, or that he was the first man in Western history to publicly record a civil constitution in writing.

Solon may have advocated that it was not only the right but even the duty of every citizen to bear arms in the defense of the state, orthat he set up laws defending the principles and importance of private property, state encouragement of economic trades and crafts, and a strong middle class ~ the ideals which lie at the heart of American prosperity, but all credit should go to Moses.

It was a sad day for this great Christian founded country of ours when that saintly Judge Moore was forced to comply with both secular and his own religion's law and remove the impetus behind our Constitution: the Ten Commandments of Moses. Some of the suggestions as to what he should do with it were shocking.

How sacrilegious to suggest that the three tonne block should be hollowed out and filled with ice to make the world's holiest beer cooler, or that it should be auctioned off at E-Bay and the proceeds given to shore up Alabama's crumbling infrastructure.

Shame also on the person who thought it was a good idea to use the block as a corner stone for a new abortion clinic, or slice it into tiles for the floor of a gay bath house.

Don't be misled by the Brights into thinking that you can fool Jesus by using a noun instead of an adjective. The day is coming soon, in fact, within this generation, when the Final Trump will sound. After the 144.000 True Christians have received their just reward and the Four Horsemen have finished their God given duties and reduced the rest of humanity to a plastic surgeon's wet dream, our loving Father and His Son Jesus will throw all non-True Christians into the eternal flames of hell.

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