Pieagra is used to treat hunger in men, women and children. Pieagra increases the body’s ability to achieve and maintain energy during everyday activities. Sexual stimulation has been reported in a few instancies. Pieagra does not protect you from getting sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV.

Who should not take Pieagra?

• Anyone who has ever watched an exercise video without actually exercising, those who have cushions on their couch already severely worn or anyone who breaks in to a cold-sweat panic when they misplace the remote control.
• Those who are currently using medicines that contain high fat content, such as Danish pastries, should not use Pieagra because taken together they can raise the blood pressure too much.
• Pieagra can be safely used by women or children.

Reports of Patients; Experiences Since Pieagra Became Available:

In patients taking Pieagra, several related side effects have been reported, including bad breath, flatulence, heart attack, sudden death, irregular heart rhythm, stroke, chest pain, and increased blood pressure. It is not possible to determine whether these events are directly related to Pieagra, to beer, to unusual sexual activity, to the patient’s heart condition, to a combination of these factors, or to other factors.

The following factors are associated with increased blood levels of Pieagra: 

• age greater than 105 years
• stomach problems - such as not being see your toes over it.
• severe wind problems
• taking certain medications at the same time e.g., beer, pizza, cabbage and baked beans.

In these patients, the recommended starting dose of Pieagra is small.

Special Warnings:

• Pieagra was not studied in patients who have a history of the following conditions:
• Heart attack, stroke, or life-threatening irregular heart rhythm within the last 6 months
• Very low and very high blood pressure
• Heart failure or unstable chest pain
• Certain hand to mouth coordination disorders
• Because Pieagra raises blood pressure, your grocer will evaluate your overall medical condition to determine if Pieagra, in combination with sexual activity, could adversely affect you.
• Pieagra can cause a rare but serious condition of prolonged flatulence. It is important to contact a shopkeeper immediately if your wind lasts longer than 4 hours.
• People for whom sexual activity is inadvisable may not be good candidates for Pieagra.
• Tell your grocer if you are taking charcoal inhibitors for the treatment of intestinal gas.

General Precautions with Pieagra: 

• There is a potential for cardiac risk when consummed in conjunction with curry and cheap wine in patients with preexisting cardiovascular disease. Therefore, treatments for hunger, including vindaloo, should not be generally used in doses larger than medium. Sexual activity is inadvisable because of the strain placed on the digestive tract and their underlying cardiovascular status.
• You may need to have a complete dietal history and exam to determine the cause of your peckishness before taking Pieagra.
• Pieagra taken in combination with 17 pints of lager may result in projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea.
• Men who have medical conditions that may cause a sustained eructations, trapped gas and multiple belchings or who have an abnormally shaped belly may not be able to take Pieagra.
• There are several medications that are known to interact with Pieagra, so be sure to tell your doctor about all the foodgroups you are taking including those you can get without a prescription.
• The safety and efficacy of combinations of Pieagra with other treatments for hunger have not been studied. Therefore, the use of such combinations is not recommended.
  
  In humans, Pieagra has no effect on bleeding time when taken alone or with cooking sherry. In vitro studies with human platelets indicate that Pieagra potentiates the aggregatory effect of pigging out. The combination of Pieagra and jumbo sausage rolls had an additive effect on bleeding time in the anesthetized rabbit, but this interaction has not been studied in humans.
• Pieagra has not been studied with treatments for impotence, so use in combination with other treatments is not recommended.

For more detailed information about Pieagra, ask at your local lunch counter.

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