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The Lectures And Works
Of Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll
1833-1899

Give me the storm and tempest of thought and
action, rather than the dead calm of ignorance and
faith. Banish me from Eden when you will,
but first let me eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge.

More than any man of his day he wrote and spoke and labored for an unshackled healthy brain, an untrammelled truthful tongue.
From An Intimate View Of Robert Ingersoll by I. Newton Baker, A.M.

Why is it, that, while a vast majority of mankind merely vegetate, -- manifest only so much mental power as is requisite to provide for the gratification of their physical appetites, -- there occurs, once in a few hundred years, such a combination of the elements as to produce a Shakespeare, a Burns, a Lincoln, or an Ingersoll?
From A Biographical Appreciation Robert G. Ingersoll By Herman E. Kittredge.

Probably no man or woman of history has been so universally misjudged as Robert G. Ingersoll Those who did not know him personally, and they were of course the greater number, believed him a mere, mental gladiator, rudely disturbing the foundations of established faith, and giving nothing better in return.
From The Philosophy Of Ingersoll. Edited And Arranged By Vera Goldtwaite. 1906

The Ingersoll League

Preface | Prose Poems | Great Speeches | Ingersollia | Latest

The Works Of Robert G. Ingersoll In Twelve Volumes
By C. F. Farrell. Dresden Edition 1901

Volume I

It is not essential to conjugate the Greek verbs before making up your mind as to the probability of dead people getting out of their graves.
  1. The Gods
  2. Humboldt
  3. Thomas Paine
  4. Individuality
  5. Heretics And Heresies
  6. The Ghosts
  7. The Liberty Of Man, Woman and Child
  8. About Farming In Illinois
  9. What Shall We Do To Be Saved

Volume II

Better rot in the windowless tomb, to which there is no door but the red mouth of the palid worm, than wear the jeweled collar even of a god.
  1. Some Mistakes Of Moses
  2. Some Reasons Why
  3. Orthodoxy
  4. Myth and Miracles

Volume III

If the people were a little more ignorant, astrology would flourish; if a little more enlightened, religion would perish.
  1. On Shakespeare
  2. On Robert Burns
  3. On Abraham Lincoln
  4. Voltaire
  5. Liberty In Literature
  6. The Great Infidels
  7. Which Way
  8. About the Holy Bible

Volume IV

Like other religions, Christianity is a mixture of good and evil. The church has made more orphans than it has fed. It has never built asylums enough to hold the insane of its own making. It has shed more blood than light.
  1. Why I Am An Agnostic 1896
  2. The Truth
  3. How To Reform Mankind
  4. A Thanksgiving Sermon
  5. A Lay Sermon
  6. The Foundations of Faith
  7. What Is Superstition?
  8. The Devil
  9. Progress
  10. What Is Religion

Volume V

I want no heaven for which I must give up my reason, no happiness in exchange for my liberty, and no immortality that demands the surrender of my individuality.
  1. Preface To Six Interviews On Talmage
  2. Talmage Interview One
  3. Talmage Interview Two
  4. Talmage Interview Three
  5. Talmage Interview Four
  6. Talmage Interview Five
  7. Talmage Interview Six
  8. The Talmagian Catechism
  9. Talmagian Theology
  10. Talmagian Theology Second lecture
  11. Talmagian Theology Third lecture
  12. A Vindication of Thomas Paine

Volume VI

Every day something happens to show me that the old spirit of the inquisition still slumbers in the Christian breast.
  1. The Christian Religion Robert Ingersoll And Judge Jeremiah S. Black
  2. The Field-Ingersoll Discussion
  3. Colonel Ingersoll On Christianity
  4. Rome Or Reason. The Gladstone-Ingersoll Controversy. The Church Its Own Witness by Cardinal Manning.
  5. Is Divorce Wrong
  6. Divorce. A Reply To His Critics
  7. Is Corporal Punishment Degrading?
  8. Reply To Dr. Lyman Abbott

Volume VII

The science by which they demonstrate the impossible, is theology.
  1. My Reviewers Reviewed
  2. Chicago Bible Class
  3. To The Indianapolis Clergy
  4. Brooklyn Divines
  5. The Limits Of Toleration
  6. Christmas Sermon And His Answers To Critics
  7. Suicide Of Judge Normile
  8. Is Suicide A Sin? First Letter
  9. Is Avarice Triumphant
  10. A Reply To The Cincinnati Gazette And Catholic Telegraph
  11. Chief Justice Comegys
  12. A Reply To Rev. Drs. Thomas And Lorimer
  13. A Reply To Rev. John Hall And Warner Van Norden
  14. A Reply To The Rev. Dr. Plumb
  15. A Reply To The New York Clergy On Superstition

Volume VIII

Theologians have exhausted ingenuity in finding excuses for God.

The Interviews Of Robert Ingersoll. Index

Volume IX

There can be but little liberty on earth while men worship a tyrant in heaven.
  1. An Address To The Colored People
  2. Indianapolis Speech 1868
  3. Nomination Of Blaine
  4. Centennial Oration
  5. Bangor Speech
  6. Cooper Union Speech
  7. Indianapolis Speech 1876
  8. The Chicago And New York Gold Speech
  9. Eight To Seven Address
  10. Hard Times And The way Out
  11. Suffrage Address
  12. Wall Street Speech
  13. Brooklyn Speech

Volume X

Is a God who will burn a soul forever in another world, better than a Christian who burns a body for a few hours in this?
  1. Address To The Jury In The Munn Trial
  2. Closing Address To The Jury In The First Star Route Trial
  3. Opening Address To The Jury In The Second Star Route Trial
  4. Closing Address To The Jury In The Second Star Route Trial
  5. Address To The Jury In The Davis Will Case
  6. Argument Before The Vice-Chancellor In The Russell Case

Volume XI

To worship another is to degrade yourself. Worship is awe and dread, and vague fear and blind hope.
  1. Civil Rights
  2. Blasphemy Trial of C. B. Reynolds
  3. God In The Constitution
  4. A Reply To Bishop Spalding
  5. Crimes Against Criminals
  6. Wooden God
  7. Some Interrogation Points
  8. Art And Morality
  9. The Divided Household Of Faith
  10. Why Am I An Agnostic? 1889, 1890
  11. Huxley And Agnosticism
  12. Tribute To Ernest Renan
  13. Tolstoy And The Kreutzer Sonata
  14. On Thomas Paine 1892
  15. Three Philanthropists
  16. Should The Chinese Be Excluded?
  17. A Word About Education
  18. What I Want For Christmas
  19. Fool Friends
  20. Inspiration
  21. The Truth Of History
  22. How To Edit A Liberal Paper
  23. Secularism
  24. Criticism Of Elsmere
  25. The Libel Laws
  26. On Rev. Dr. Newton's Sermon On New Religion
  27. An Essay on Christmas
  28. Has Freethought A Constructive Side
  29. The Improved Man
  30. Eight Hours Must Come
  31. The Jews
  32. Crumbling Creeds
  33. Our Schools
  34. Vivisection
  35. Census Catechism
  36. Agnostic Christmas
  37. Spirituality
  38. Sumter's Gun
  39. What Infidels Have Done
  40. Cruelty In The Elmira Reformatory
  41. The Law's Delay
  42. College Bigotry
  43. A Young Man's Chances Today
  44. Science And Sentiment
  45. "Sowing And Reaping"
  46. Should Infidels Send Their Children To Sunday School
  47. What Would You Substitute for the Bible as a Moral Guide?
  48. Governor Rollins' Fast-Day Proclamation
  49. A Look Backward And A Prophecy
  50. Political Morality
  51. A Few Reasons For Doubting The Inspiration Of Bible

Volume XII

Every nerve in the human body has been sought out and touched, by the church.
  1. Preface To Prof. Van Buren Denslow's Modern Thinkers
  2. Preface To Dr. Edgar C. Beall's "The Brain and the Bible
  3. Preface To Helen Gardener's Men, Women, And God
  4. Preface To Litere's "For Her Daily Bread"
  5. Preface To Edgar Fawcett's Agnosticism And Other Essays
  6. Preface To Henry M. Taber's "Faith Or Fact"
  7. The Grant Banquet
  8. Thirteen Club Dinner
  9. Robson And Crane Dinner
  10. Police Captains' Dinner
  11. General Grant's Birthday Speech
  12. Lotos Club Dinner, Twentieth Anniversary
  13. Manhattan Athletic Club Dinner
  14. The Liederkranz Club, Seidl-Stanton Banquet
  15. Carpenters Dinner
  16. Unitarian Club Dinner
  17. Western Society Of The Army Of The Potomac Banquet
  18. Lotos Club Dinner In Honor Of Anton Seidl
  19. Lotos Club Dinner in Honor of Rear Admiral Schley
  20. Address to the Actors' Fund of America
  21. The Children Of The Stage
  22. Address To The Press Club
  23. The Circulation Of Obscene Literature
  24. Convention of the National Liberal League
  25. Convention Of The American Secular Union
  26. The Religious Belief Of Abraham Lincoln
  27. Organized Charities
  28. Spain And The Spaniard
  29. Our New Possessions
  30. A Few Fragments On Expansion
  31. Is It Ever Right To Kill A Rival
  32. Professor Briggs
  33. Fragments Of Ingersoll
  34. Effect Of The World's Fair On The Human Race
  35. Sabbath Superstition
  36. Tribute To George Jacob Holyoake
  37. Tribute To Benjamin Parker
  38. A Tribute To Ebon C. Ingersoll
  39. Tribute To Reverend Alexander Clark
  40. Oration At His Brother's Grave
  41. Oration At A Child's Grave
  42. Tribute To John G. Mills
  43. Tribute To Elizur Wright
  44. Tribute To Ada Whiting Knowles
  45. Tribute To Henry Ward Beecher
  46. Tribute To Roscoe Conkling
  47. Tribute To Richard H. Whiting
  48. Tribute To Courtlandt Palmer
  49. Tribute To Mary H. Fiske
  50. Tribute To Horace Seaver
  51. Tribute To Lawrence Barrett
  52. Tribute To Walt Whitman
  53. Tribute To Philo D. Beckwith
  54. Tribute To Anton Seidl
  55. Tribute To Dr. Thomas Seton Robertson
  56. Tribute To Thomas Corwin
  57. Tribute To Isaac H. Bailey
  58. Jesus Christ
  59. Life

Prose Poems
Of
Robert Ingersoll
By C. P. Farrell. 1886

Material Not Covered In Farrell's Twelve Volumes

  1. Oration delivered on Decoration Day 1888
  2. Vision Of War
  3. Robert Ingersoll's Vow
  4. Benefits For Injuries
  5. We Build
  6. Apostrophe to Liberty
  7. The Warp And Woof
  8. The Cemetery
  9. Originality
  10. Then and Now
  11. Lazarus
  12. What Is Worship?
  13. Humboldt
  14. God Silent
  15. Alcohol
  16. Auguste Comte
  17. The Infidel
  18. Napoleon
  19. The Republic
  20. Dawn Of The New Day
  21. Reformers
  22. The Garden Of Eden
  23. The Age Of Faith
  24. Origin of Religion
  25. The Unpardonable Sin
  26. The Olive Branch
  27. On Benedict Spinoza
  28. The Christian Night
  29. My Choice
  30. Why?
  31. The Creed of Science
  32. Free Will
  33. The King of Death
  34. The Wise Man
  35. Bruno
  36. The Real Bible
  37. The First Doubt
  38. The Infinite Horror
  39. Nature
  40. Night and Morning
  41. The Conflict
  42. Death of the Aged
  43. Religious Liberty of the Bible
  44. The Laugh of a Child
  45. Imagination
  46. Science
  47. If Death Ends All
  48. The Brain
  49. My Position
  50. Good and Bad
  51. The Miraculous Book
  52. Orthodox Dotage
  53. The Abolitionists
  54. Providence
  55. The Man Christ
  56. The Divine Salutation
  57. Fashion and Beauty
  58. The Imagination
  59. No Respecter Of Persons
  60. The Meaning Of Law
  61. What is Blasphemy?
  62. Some Reasons
  63. Selections
  64. Love
  65. The Sacred Leaves
  66. Origin And Destiny
  67. What Is Poetry?
  68. Leaves of Grass

Great Speeches
Of
Robert Ingersoll
Edited by J. B. McClure, A. M.
1885

Material Not Covered By C. F. Farrell

  1. Ingersoll's Eulogy On Lincoln
  2. Speech To Volunteer Soldiers
  3. Ingersoll On The Situation
  4. Who Is Tilden?
  5. Plea For Honest Money
  6. Labor, Capital, etc
  7. Plain Facts, Etc.
  8. Our Country
  9. On American Nationality
  10. The Two Parties
  11. The North And South
  12. Protection And Prosperity
  13. Fiat Money

Ingersollia

Edited By Elmo 1882
Gems Of Thought From The Lectures, Speeches,
And Conversations
Of Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll

  1. The Romance Of Farm Life
  2. Home And Children
  3. Individuality. 1882
  4. Progress
  5. Political Questions
  6. Science
  7. Slavery
  8. The War
  9. Money That Is Money
  10. Religious Questions
  11. Churches And Priests
  12. The Bible
  13. The Damage Religion Causes
  14. Hell
  15. Gods And Devils
  16. Heaven And Hell
  17. Concerning Great Men
  18. Miscellaneous
  19. Ingersoll's Five Gospels
  20. Gems From The controversial Casket
  21. A Good Word For John Chinaman
  22. Concerning Creeds and The tyranny of Sects
  23. A Few Plain Questions
  24. Orient Pearls At Random Strung
  25. Epigrams, Definitions and Beliefs

Lectures of Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll — Latest.
Rhodes and McClure. 1898

  1. Lecture On Ghosts
  2. Lecture On The Mistakes Of Moses
  3. Skulls And His Replies To Prof. Swing, Dr. Collyer And Other Critics
  4. Answers To Prof. Swing, Dr. Thomas and Others
  5. Blasphemy
  6. Intellectual Development
  7. Human Rights
  8. Religious Intolerance
  9. Hereafter
  10. Review Of His Reviewers
  11. The Religion Of Our Day
  12. Ingersoll's Letter: On The Chinese God
  13. Ingersoll's Letter: Is Suicide a Sin?
  14. Ingersoll's Letter: The Right To One's Life
  15. The Ghosts
  16. The Liberty Of Woman
  17. The Liberty Of Children
  18. Conclusion
  19. 1776. The Declaration Of Independence
  20. Speech At Cincinnati
  21. "The Past Rises Before Me Like A Dream"
  22. Great Infidels
  23. How the Gods Grow
  24. Robert Elsmere
  25. Decoration Day 1882
  26. Some Reasons Why
  27. The Liberty Of All
  28. New York Speech
  29. On Thomas Paine 1870
  30. On Diderot
  31. Ratification Speech
  32. Is Suicide A Sin? Interview
  33. Suicide And Sanity
  34. Reply To Critics Regarding Suicide
  35. Reunion Address. 1895
  36. Some Live Topics

The Ingersoll League's Foreword to the
Complete Works of Robert G. Ingersoll

In presenting to the public this edition of the writings of Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll, it has been the aim to make it as handsome, durable and complete as possible worthy in every way of the valiant, generous, much beloved genius who penned these magical pages.

Robert Ingersoll's tremendous message -- one of the most important messages of all time -- thunders through these volumes. The orator himself has passed away, but the words that woke America from sleep and stupor ring out as liberty bells for all mankind!

The Age of Enlightenment dawned upon the world in that hour when Robert Ingersoll first delivered his lecture on The Gods, the opening chapter of this volume. In that hour the darkness of medieval madness and hypocrisy and witchcraft and superstition began to give way. The armies of the Terrible Unseen commenced to melt away into mist. The phantoms and weird horrors which had haunted the imaginations of men faded in the sunshine and sanity of an Emancipator who was the personal friend of Lincoln and did as much for enslaved minds as Lincoln had done for enslaved bodies!

Were these books of Ingersoll's go there will be tranquillity in the spirits of men. He brings peace to troubled minds, courage to frightened hearts. With infinite gaiety and good-humor he builds up the strong fortress of Reason to defend men against the whirlwinds of Superstition.

His speeches and writings were originally collected and prepared for publication by his kinsman, C.P. Farrell. At a time when the hosts of the dealers in hob-goblins still made a great shouting against Ingersoll, this man had the courage to be his first "publisher". All honor to him!

Now Mr. Farrell too has passed away, and the legacy which Ingersoll left to mankind, his thoughts and writings, impose a duty on his family and friends. To perpetuate his influence and insure to his fellow-countrymen the easiest and readiest access to his books, the Ingersoll League has been founded.

The League feels it is its duty to make Mr. Ingersoll's victorious point of view available to all who need and crave it. There never was a time when his type of thinking was more needed than to-day! And by preparing this official edition the Ingersoll League hopes to deserve the praise and thanks of all who wish mankind well!

The League sends its cordial greeting to all those who are now and later to be benefitted, strengthened, cheered and uplifted by these books. If they are enlightened and helped and stimulated, if their lives are a little freer and happier and more courageous.

PREFACE.

These lectures have been so maimed and mutilated by orthodox malice; have been made to appear so halt, crutched and decrepit by those who mistake the pleasures of calumny for the duties of religion, that in simple justice to myself I concluded to publish them.

Most of the clergy are, or seem to be, utterly incapable of discussing anything in a fair and catholic spirit. They appeal, not to reason, but to prejudice; not to facts, but to passages of scripture. They can conceive of no goodness, of no spiritual exaltation beyond the horizon of their creed. Whoever differs with them upon what they are pleased to call "fundamental truths" is, in their opinion, a base and infamous man. To re-enact the tragedies of the Sixteenth Century, they lack only the power. Bigotry in all ages has been the same. Christianity simply transferred the brutality of the Colosseum to the Inquisition. For the murderous combat of the gladiators, the saints substituted the auto de fe. What has been called religion is, after all, but the organization of the wild beast in man. The perfumed blossom of arrogance is Heaven. Hell is the consummation of revenge.

The chief business of the clergy has always been to destroy the joy of life, and multiply and magnify the terrors and tortures of death and perdition. They have polluted the heart and paralyzed the brain; and upon the ignorant altars of the Past and the Dead, they have endeavored to sacrifice the Present and the Living.

Nothing can exceed the mendacity of the religious press. I have had some little experience with political editors, and am forced to say, that until I read the religious papers, I did not know what malicious and slimy falsehoods could be constructed from ordinary words. The ingenuity with which the real and apparent meaning can be tortured out of language, is simply amazing. The average religious editor is intolerant and insolent; he knows nothing of affairs; he has the envy of failure, the malice of impotence, and always accounts for the brave and generous actions of unbelievers, by low, base and unworthy motives.

By this time, even the clergy should know that the intellect of the Nineteenth Century needs no, guardian. They should cease to regard themselves as shepherds defending flocks of weak, silly and fearful sheep from the claws and teeth of ravening wolves. By this time they should know that the religion of the ignorant and brutal Past no longer satisfies the heart and brain; that the miracles have become contemptible; that the "evidences" have ceased to convince; that the spirit of investigation cannot be stopped nor stayed; that the Church is losing her power; that the young are holding in a kind of tender contempt the sacred follies of the old; that the pulpit and pews no longer represent the culture and morality of the world, and that the brand of intellectual inferiority is upon the orthodox brain.

Men should be liberated from the aristocracy of the air. Every chain of superstition should be broken. The rights of men and women should be equal and sacred—marriage should be a perfect partnership—children should be governed by kindness,—every family should be a republic—every fireside a democracy.

It seems almost impossible for religious people to really grasp the idea of intellectual freedom. They seem to think that man is responsible for his honest thoughts; that unbelief is a crime; that investigation is sinful; that credulity is a virtue, and that reason is a dangerous guide. They cannot divest themselves of the idea that in the realm of thought there must be government—authority and obedience—laws and penalties—rewards and punishments, and that somewhere in the universe there is a penitentiary for the soul.

In the republic of mind, one is a majority. There, all are monarchs, and all are equals. The tyranny of a majority even is unknown. Each one is crowned, sceptered and throned. Upon every brow is the tiara, and around every form is the imperial purple. Only those are good citizens who express their honest thoughts, and those who persecute for opinion's sake, are the only traitors. There, nothing is considered infamous except an appeal to brute force, and nothing sacred but love, liberty, and joy. The church contemplates this republic with a sneer. From the teeth of hatred she draws back the lips of scorn. She is filled with the spite and spleen born of intellectual weakness. Once she was egotistic; now she is envious.

Once she wore upon her hollow breast false gems, supposing them to be real. They have been shown to be false, but she wears them still. She has the malice of the caught, the hatred of the exposed.

We are told to investigate the bible for ourselves, and at the same time informed that if we come to the conclusion that it is not the inspired word of God, we will most assuredly be damned. Under such circumstances, if we believe this, investigation is impossible. Whoever is held responsible for his conclusions cannot weigh the evidence with impartial scales. Fear stands at the balance, and gives to falsehood the weight of its trembling hand.

I oppose the Church because she is the enemy of liberty; because her dogmas are infamous and cruel; because she humiliates and degrades woman; because she teaches the doctrines of eternal torment and the natural depravity of man; because she insists upon the absurd, the impossible, and the senseless; because she resorts to falsehood and slander; because she is arrogant and revengeful; because she allows men to sin on a credit; because she discourages self-reliance, and laughs at good works; because she believes in vicarious virtue and vicarious vice—vicarious punishment and vicarious reward; because she regards repentance of more importance than restitution, and because she sacrifices the world we have to one we know not of.

The free and generous, the tender and affectionate, will understand me. Those who have escaped from the grated cells of a creed will appreciate my motives. The sad and suffering wives, the trembling and loving children will thank me: This is enough.

Robert G. Ingersoll.

Washington, D. C,

April 13, 1878.

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